emillu:

Here’s that little doodley teenlock mini comic I was talking about. Queue cute teenlock kisses.

August 10 2014, 02:08 PM   •   3,996 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

andillwriteyouatragedy:

marvel + text posts (x)

August 10 2014, 02:07 PM   •   59,941 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
inchells:

lets just roll the whole intro around yeh

inchells:

lets just roll the whole intro around yeh

August 10 2014, 02:07 PM   •   1,093 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

August 10 2014, 02:05 PM   •   112,461 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
August 10 2014, 02:04 PM   •   1,866 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

August 10 2014, 02:03 PM   •   106,504 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

August 10 2014, 02:03 PM   •   16,976 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

image

August 10 2014, 02:00 PM   •   85,746 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

August 10 2014, 02:00 PM   •   209,230 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

excessofcats:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Avengers Assemble! (Ikea)
(by emirentia)

brilliant pun

August 10 2014, 01:59 PM   •   133,478 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

August 10 2014, 01:58 PM   •   202,610 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

August 10 2014, 01:57 PM   •   244,981 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

August 10 2014, 01:57 PM   •   339,742 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
centzo:

No trust in this friendship

centzo:

No trust in this friendship

August 10 2014, 01:56 PM   •   207,241 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

image

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

August 10 2014, 01:55 PM   •   518,830 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE